Dear Diary,
I am King Menes. The first king of both Lower and Upper Egypt. I just fought in the war to conquer lower Egypt. Yesterday I was crowned with both the red and the white crown, it was great and I was overjoyed. I held a party and from now on I am the ruler of both Upper and Lower Egypt. Today I am going to meet with my subjects I have a huge snake of people outside my door. My first subject is a lower kingdom bum asking for some rubbish “please may you give me some wheat for my harvest.”
“Next.”
“Please can you give me some wheat so I can get the proper tool for my home.”
“Next.”
That was long it’s always please that and please this it’s exasperating. I’m going to take a nap real quick… ok as I was sleeping I had the best idea I’m going to make the capital city in Memphis it is the perfect location it’s right between both kingdoms I have to go tell my messenger “I just had a perfect idea I have found the perfect capital city in Memphis right between both kingdoms.”
“We will get right to it sier.” They said very respectfully.
“This calls for a hunt!”I said proudly I always loved a good hunt by the water bank.
Until next time.
Sincerely,
King Menes